life is a stage: Archive

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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY 
Me: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel

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I just keep losing followers. Guarantee it’s because of all the One Direction posts. Do you know how hard I try not to post a lot about them.

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concietedbutaclassybitch: e-loquent: i-ncandescent: HAHAHAHA SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHA. DOES ANYBODY ELSE SEE THE KID JUST EATING THE FUCKING BIRTHDAY CAKE?!?! AHAHAHAHAH

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When someone with no mutual friends adds you on...

and you’re just like:

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the thing that pisses me off the most is how...

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WRITE ME A LETTER (anonymous or not)

thesuicidalsuperman: dhemon: takuuush: Dear ______, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ ...

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“If Eric gets too close to me, my mom might give him crap.”

– Marc Staal (via gingerstaal)

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Really getting sick and tired of seeing shadows moving in my bedroom.

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Me: omg I don't have any money at all, I am so broke.

Your favourite bands: DID YOU HEAR THAT? THEY HAVE NO MONEY, HURRY LETS TOUR THEIR COUNTRY.

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the bromance relationships

kenzie0yeah: Larry is the Sex-Crazed Couple Lilo is the Abusive Couple but still loves each other Lirry is the Couple That Acts Like 5 Year Olds Narry is the Puppy Love Couple Niam is the Loving Couple Nouis is the On & Off Couple Zarry is the Passionate Couple Ziall is the Sweet Couple Ziam is the Protective/Jealous Couple ...

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Reasons why Lundqvist is perfect

blu3shirts: His hair Amazing saves He plays hockey His face He plays for the Rangers He plays guitar His hair His car Perfect goalie He plays for the Rangers His hair Hair Beautiful saves Guitar player Flow He did a Head & Shoulders commercial in Swedish His face Plays for the Rangers His voice Hockey player Hair

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